Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's great music for shaving your balls
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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