She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm always down for nudity.
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