it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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