Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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