hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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