I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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