i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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