What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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