Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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