Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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