There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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