we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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