i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It all started with a game of naked twister.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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