i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
this is an emotional support booty call
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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