we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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