You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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