Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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