Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is wine microwaveable?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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