i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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