Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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