did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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