im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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