he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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