I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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