im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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