Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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