if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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