I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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