Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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