Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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