But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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