how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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