i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
the raccoons are back...
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