Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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