it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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