Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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