I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize