Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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