i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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