Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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