Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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