he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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