I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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