): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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