Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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