That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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