i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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