my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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