"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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