Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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