In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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