i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
