Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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