Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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