ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
