did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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